Life would be better if. . .
If they did not show the calorie count on my favorite snack or dessert. Let me be oblivious and enjoy my treat.
If the chin hairs would migrate to the top of your head. The distance isn’t really that far.
If there was a limit to how many pieces were needed to put together any item you purchase. and if the instruction manual accurately named and showed where each piece would fit.
If people had to wear name tags at all times, so you wouldn’t have to remember their names. Of course those tags would have to be written in large print.
If you would be given at least a day’s notice before gas prices are raised, instead of trying to guess if tomorrow’s gas prices will be less than today’s.
If people really did get Pinocchio noses if they’re lying to you.
If they found a way for weeds to grow no higher than your grass. It would be nice if my yard didn’t look like a mini weed farm most of the year. It would also be nice if I could see where my dogs were in my yard without the high weeds hiding them.
If I was a little more forward thinking and always asked for my receipts to be e-mailed to me. It would save hours of looking for that dang receipt when I want to return something. And why is that the receipt that is always missing?
If 1-800 help numbers were attached to every appliance and electronic item that we buy? Trying to find the specific manual that goes with that item is almost impossible. And why do I have instruction manuals saved for items I no longer have that I bought 20 years ago?
If I was sent a list and definitions of the new slang words being used so I wouldn’t sound like such a “dork.” I don’t think the word “dork” is being used anymore. Again, I would know that if I had that list of all current slang words and definitions.
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