More Life Questions Why is it always the last place we look that we find what we’re looking for? Why isn’t that the first place we look?
Why are they phasing out those convenient zip lock plastic bags with those impossibleto- line-up double lock bags?
Why do the seeds that fell from my bird feeder grow so fast and the grass seeds I put out, linger forever as seeds?
How does dirt get under my carpet?
Why do I keep getting dozens of ads for that pink salt diet? Are they trying to tell me something? Do they know how much I weigh?
Why did I think that cleaning a spot on my shirt just before I was meeting a group for lunch was a good idea? The spot was originally 10 times smaller than the water and dish soap I used to clean it.
Why do the best bands only start playing at 10 p.m.? Can’t they start before my bedtime?
Why is it so easy to accidentally lock your computer or an appliance and almost impossible to unlock it without professional help – or a five-year-old you have to pay.
Why are safety precautions on a medicine bottle so small that you can only read them with a magnifying glass – that isn’t readily available?
Why can’t cars have easy-to-find directions for changing the time? By the time I figure out how to do it, it’s almost better to wait a few months until it is correct again.
Why do food and gas prices cost less at the same chain store 15 miles away?
Where can I buy one of those slimming mirrors in a store’s dressing room? I think my home mirror is defective.
Why can’t I crave carrots and broccoli instead of cream-filled donuts?
Why do my neighbors and I seem to leave our homes at the same time when they look perfectly groomed and I look like I just rolled out of bed? Usually, I just rolled out of bed.
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